bad, bad boy

September 8th, 2008 | Written by hurricanic

A couple weeks back I went to a local paper company to purchase new bags. This isn’t something we have to do but every three years or so, and having been there only twice before, I was a little floored when the owner welcomed me by name.

“That’s impressive,” I said.

His reply?

“I have a pornographic, I mean, photographic memory.”

Gross.

Didn’t know whether I should be completely grossed out or completely grossed out.

I went with being completely grossed out.

The bags, of course, had to be special ordered, so when I came back to pick them up, he said, “Took you long enough.”

I told him, “Sorry. I injured my lower back and it’s taken me a couple days to get back to running errand like this.”

His reply?

“New boyfriend?”

And I wonder why every time I come by there is a new office assistant.

Permalink | September 8th, 2008

4 Responses to “bad, bad boy”

  1. E said:

    Brilliant (you). Perv (him).

  2. cara said:

    eww
    eww
    ewwie-mc-ewwerson!!!!!

  3. paper company owner said:

    WHAT? I can’t have a little FUN with my customers? You people are too UPTIGHT!… It’s not everyday I get a HOT chick in here to my store to deliver those heavy petting lines to I’ve been working on for WEEKS! Fine!… I will go back to stalking my female UPS driver..

    Thanks for NOTHING!….

    P.S. Can I hire you to shoot my Boudoir photos?

  4. Jen said:

    Hey Kelly! Just for fun, I “tagged” you on my blog. You’re IT!
    Jen
    ellisondrive.wordpress.com

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